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Talented

A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny miniskirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top ofher thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. Theblonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quitealright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make itblow a kiss to you."

Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man, whois completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.

"I canalso make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussywinks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, the man replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle too?!"
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