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Birth control

Three women are discussing sex and birth control.

The first woman says,
'We're Catholic, so we can't use it.'

The second woman says,
`I'm also Catholic, but we use the rhythm method.'

The third woman says, `We use the bucket-and-saucer method.'

Fascinated, the other women ask for an explanation.
`Well, I'm 1.80 m and my husband is 1.50 m,' the third woman says.

'We make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and when his eyes get as big as saucers I kick the bucket out from under him.'

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