 |
| Dirty Jokes Index - Badtaste Jokes Index |
| What I'm Called? A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man. Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me McGregor-the-Great-Fence-Builder? Nooo.." Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and polished it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. Carved that wood with me own hard labor, for eighteen days I worked. But do they call me McGregor-the-Great- Bar-builder? Nooo..." Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board, hands blistered and swollen by the salt. But do they call me McGregor-the-Great-Pier-Builder? Nooo..." Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention. "Ya screw one little goat . . . " |
| Previous Badtaste Joke | Next Badtaste Joke |
Joke Categories |
|||||||
| Adult | Bad Taste | Bar | Bill Clinton | Blonde | Filthy | Ethnic | Lawyer |
| Little Johnny | Marriage | Men | One Liner | Redneck | Religious | Viagra | Women |
Tools for Webmasters: Find and Replace
Copyright © 2004-2006 DirtyLaughs.com - Email Webmaster