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| Funny Business Signs Quirky Business Signs * On the door of a dental office: We cater to cowards!" * On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." * On the trucks of a local plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." * Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." * Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." * In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" * Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!" * On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." * In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." * On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." * At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." * In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait!" |
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