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| Blonde Jokes Question: How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies? Answer: There are M&M shells all over the floor. Question: What happens when a blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead? Answer: She sighs and says, "Here we go again!" Question: Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husbands car? Answer: She burned her lips on the tailpipe! Question: Why did the blonde quit his restroom attendant job? Answer: He couldn’t figure out how to refill the hand dryer! Question: What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Answer: Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot! Question: A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. Answer: The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire?" Question: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator? Answer: She couldn't find the 10 key. Question: Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window? Answer: So she could see time fly! Question: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? Answer: It gives 'em something to do on Saturday night! |
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