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| Time's Up Mario One day Vito The Gat goes to his 14 year old son and says, "Today is the day that you get your first pistola!" The boy replies, "But I don't want a gun. I want a golden watch!" Vito looks strangely at his son and says, "Wadda you want wit a watch?" Before the son can answer that he says, "Picture this, you come home from a job and you find your wife in bed wit your best friend, Mario. What say then?" The son replies, "Time's up, Mario!" |
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