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| Blonde quickies 3 Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar. Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick? A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole." Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers. Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators? A: They chip their teeth. |
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