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| Gay guy in bar The bartender got tired of hearing these five drunks arguing about who had the biggest dick. So he yelled out: "I am tired of this shit. Pull them out and put them up on the bar and I will tell you who has the biggest." They were drunk enough that all five of them responded and placed their dick up on the bar. At this time a homosexual walks in, and the bartender ask: "May I help you?" To which he responds: "Well, I came in for a glass of wine and a sandwich but I think I will have the smorgasbord." |
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