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| Pimple Head Lewis has a big pimple in the middle of his forehead. A big, huge pimple, and it won't go away. So he goes to the doctor. The doctor examines him and says, "Oh my! You've got a penis growing out of the middle of your forehead!" Lewis says, "Oh, no, Doc! What can you do?" The doctor says, "Don't worry. Once it's fully grown, we can remove it completely." Lewis says, "What do you mean, FULLY GROWN?! Doc, I can't spend years and years staring at that thing, waiting for it to grow!" The doctor says, "Well, you won't have to stare at it for long. Pretty soon, the balls will cover your eyes." |
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