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| Quickie? This guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu. A few minutes later the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy if he knew what he wanted. The guy says 'I'd like a quickie'. The waitress flushes and says 'That's not funny. Now, what would you like to order.' The guys says, 'I'd really like a quickie'. The waitress angrily storms off after this. Another customer overheard the conversation. He leans over and says to the guy, 'I think that it's pronounced quiche...' |
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