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| How to pack a Hippo Packing Hippos You'll need: 1,000-gallon tank per hippo 1,000 gallons of water Crane 1-pound sedative Soothing hippo music 2 Aspirin (for you) How to pack: 1. Fill your tank with 800 gallons of water. Start yesterday. Remember, a medium-sized hippo takes up at least 200 gallons. (Just out of curiosity, why do you have a hippo, anyway?) 2. Apply sedative. Take two Aspirin. 3. Hold it, hold it - put the hippo in the tank, first. Start with soothing hippo music, followed by a large winch and crane. 4. Now go relax in a hot bath before the forklift arrives. WAIVER: We in no way advocate moving a hippo or any animal without the express advice and consent of your local vet or zoo keeper. If you'd like advice from a veterinarian on moving with pets click here. |
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