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| How Do U Turn It Off A little old lady with blue hair entered the marital aids shop and asked in a quavering voice, "Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell d-dildoes h-here?" The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady's appearance in his shop, answered, "Uh, yes, Ma'am. We do." The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, "D-do y-you ha-aave an-ny ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?" "Well, yes Ma'am, we do. We have several that size." Forming a 5" circle with her fingers, she then asked, "A-are an-nny of t-them about thi-is b-big ar-round-d?" "Well... Yes ma'am a few of them are about that big." "D-do aa-ny of th-them ha-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?" "Yes, Ma'am, one of them does." "W-Wel-ll, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?" |
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