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| Rejected Valentines 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk / But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow / Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store / In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right / I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class / Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished / But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass / Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass. 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie / I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny / So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister / You should check out the one that I gave to your sister! |
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