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| Blonde quickies 14 Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!" Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow ? A: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits. Q: Why don't blonds breast feed? A: Because they always burn their nipples. Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem. Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot. Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group? A: Air Supply. Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head. Q: Why do blondes drive VW's A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!! Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night ! Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. |
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