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| Flip Flops and Dildo After Christmas Tom and Harry were at work talking about what they bought thier wives for Christmas. Tom says "I got my wife a 3 carat diamond ring and a brand new BMW". Harry asked "if you got her a 3 carat diamond ring then why did you get a BMW". "So if she didn't like the ring I knew that she would like the BMW" said Tom, "well what did you get your wife?" Harry replies "well I got her a pair of flip flops and a dildo". Tom laughs and askes "why did you get her a dildo?" "Well so if she didn't like the flip flops she could go screw herself" |
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