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| Off the Toilet wall Wit and wisdom on the dunny walls of the world: Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. - Women's toilet, Dewey Beach, Delaware. The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open. - Women's toilet, Champaign, Illinois. Beauty is only a light switch away. - Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. - Houghton Library, Harvard, Cambridge, Massachusetts. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? - The Irish Times, Washington DC. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. - Baton Rouge, Louisiana. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. - Tucson, Arizona. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. - Men's toilet, Chapel Hill, North Carolina. A Women's Rule of Thumb - if it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. - Women's toilet, Dallas, Texas. Jesus Saves, but wouldn't it be better if he had invested? - Men's toilet, American University, Washington DC. Express Lane: Five beers or less. - Sign over one of the urinals, Phoenix, Arizona. You're too good for him. - Sign over mirror in women's toilet, Beverly Hills, California. No wonder you always go home alone. - Sign over mirror in men's toilet, Beverly Hills, California. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. - Armand's Pizza, Washington DC. To do is to be - Descartes To be is to do - Sartre Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra - Men's toilets, Scottsdale, Arizona. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. - Written in dust on back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona. Make love, not war - hell, do both, get married! - Women's toilet, Bozeman, Montana. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. - Revolution Books, New York. |
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