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| Definitions Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster. Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. Full Name: What you call your child when you are angry with him/her. Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. Ow: The first word spoken by children with older siblings. Pre-natal: When your life was still somewhat your own. Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours. Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's dummy by boiling it and to your last baby's dummy by blowing on it. Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pyjamas. Two-Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and he/she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. Verbal: To whine in words. Whodunnit: None of the kids that live in your house. |
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