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| women's t-shirt with slogan Slogans for women's T-shirts: • I'm out of estrogen - I have a gun. • Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares? • I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. • Next mood swing: six minutes. • And your point is? • I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. • I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. • Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. • Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time. • Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? • I'm multi-talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time. • Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. • You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP • All stressed out and no one to choke. • I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. • How can I miss you if you won't go away? • Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not. • Objects under this shirt are larger than they appear. |
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