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| Blonde Vs St. Peter A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter. "Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance." "Okay," says the blonde. "Here's your question: name two days of the week that begin with the letter T." "That's easy. Today and tomorrow!" "Well, that's not the answer I was thinking of, but I'll give you another question. How many seconds are there in a year?" "That's easy. Twelve!" "Twelve?" "January second, February second, March second -- " "Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well. Well, Okay. I'll give you one more chance. What's God's name?" "That's easy. Ollie !" "Ollie ?" "You know -- 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Ollie be thy name... |
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