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| Two-bit Whore A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?" The guy says "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah," says the bartender. "What did she do?" "She hit me with her bag of quarters!" |
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