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| Clinton & The Puppie Bill Clinton was out jogging one morning, when he came to an apartment complex. Sitting outside on the steps was a cute little girl with a big box. As Bill jogged closer, he could see that the box was full of adorable puppies. He went to the little girl and said "Awww...those are the cutest puppies" The little girl said "These aren't puppies. I call them Democrats." Bill thought this was really sweet and said "Well, that's so sweet!" A few days later, Hillary was jogging with Bill when they came to the same building with the little girl outside. The girl was still there with the box. Bill nudged Hillary and said "Watch this." He asked the little girl, "What have you got there? Puppies?" The little girl shook her head and said "No, not puppies, I call them Republicans." Bill was shocked. He said "But I thought you said they were Democrats???" The little girl said "Well, they were...but now they've got their eyes open!!" |
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