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| Genie In A Bottle Two men are walking along the beach on day when they find a bottle buried in the sand. As they are brushing the sand off, a genie pops out and tells them he will give each of them one wish. After thinking a moment the first man says, I wish I were the world's smartest man." "Done, says the genie, and the man suddenly starts explaining Einstein’s Theory of Relativity to his friend. The second man thinks for a moment, then says, "I want to be smarter than him!" "Done," says the genie, and turns him into a woman! |
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