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| Arizona Arizona YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN ARIZONA WHEN: - You've signed so many petitions to recall governors that you can't remember the name of the incumbent. - You notice your car overheating before you drive it. - You can say Hohokam and people don't think you're laughing funny. - You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water. - You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River. - You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink. - You can say 115 degrees without fainting. - You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour and it will be over 100 degrees. - You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves. - You discover, in July, that it only takes two fingers to drive your car. - You can make sun tea instantly. - You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace. - You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. - You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco dance. - Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one. - You can pronounce the words: "Saguaro", "Tempe", "Gila Bend", "San Xavier", "Canyon de Chelly", "Mogollon Rim", "Cholla", and Tlaquepaque". - It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on the streets. - You actually burn your hand opening the car door. - Sunscreen is sold year round, kept at the front of the checkout counter, a formula less than 30 spf is a joke, and you wear it just to go to Circle K. - Some fool can market mini-misters for joggers and some other fools will actually buy them. - Hot air balloons can't go up, because the air outside is hotter than the air inside. - No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car. - You can understand the reason for a town named "Why." |
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